Props: Kevin "The Maori" Morrisey, Able "Hammer Hands" Varney, Ed "The Bum" Mumm, Joe Bartasius, Josh "The Kiwi from the Woods", Dave Schulz Hookers: JoJo "The Greek" Bucci, Matt "Amante" Farrington, Mike "Collen runs the Show" Miller

Locks: Stephanus "Eurotra! sh" Nijsten, Rob "Social Misfit" Mercurio, Tre "Five-0" Wa lker, Ronald "al-Zarqawi" Assad, Tom "The Money Man" Alexander

Flankers: Eric "Dangus" Wernig, Johnny "New Zealand" Rowe, Billy "Lobster" Wernig, Brian "Alli" Smith, Arlo "J.R." Lott, Jess Mitchell, Jeff "Grandpere" Laxague

No.8: Chris "Lauren" Bauman, Mark "Doc" Hermacinski

Scrumhalf: Jake "The Ragin' Asian" Silverman, Tony "The Boss" McKendrick, Chris "The Weasel" McConnell

Flyhalf: Chris "You've Changed" Cole, Glenn "Baby" Blackmore

Inside Center: Jimmy "Rapanui" Gardiner, Brad "Warpig" Williams

Outside Center: Max "The Rooter" Clarey Wing: Stewart "Small Hands" Beall, Shane Dooley, Charlie "He's Stealing Home" Pappas, Nick "Jesus" Hotchkiss

Fullback: Michael "Slippery Mick" Hurley (captain), Robbie "Sara, Will You Marry Me? (JK)" Shine, Eric Dorris